Purple Screaming Monkey

It's such a nice day and I can't study. I just came back from outside where I compromised with my gulity conscious that I would study on the grass.

Yeah... no. Instead I was distracted by all these birds fighting in my backyard over trees. I had robins flying at each other, trying to protect its territory. Then a cardinal wouldn't stop singing. And I could smell a BBQ going on somewhere in the neihgbourhood.

So I got hungrey and now I want ice cream.