Purple Screaming Monkey

Music: A song by Lou Reed... "Hey man, take a walk on the wild side/I say hey man, talk a walk on the wild side..." is in my head as I don't have a p2p program on my computer yet.
Feeling: Stuffed. If I breathe to deeply, my tummy hurts.

How to Make Your Parents Think You Have Retarded Friends

1. Teach one friend to say "Pa-gee-poe-so"

2. Mix in some beer and other booze at a party months later. (Random thought: Why the word booze? How did it ever become to mean the word "alchol"?)

3. Worried parents phone (Again)

4. Friend screams out "Pa-gee-poe-so"

5. Other friends ask what it means and then quickly learn the phrase (Amazing considering what kind if state they're in)

6. All friends start to scream "PA-GEE-POE-SO!"

7. Then everyone thinks that it would be funny if only the guys say it and commence their plan

8. All the guys yell "PA-GEE-POE-SO"

9. Parents ask "What the hell is going on?!"

10. Run upstairs where there is no one and try to distract them by agreeing to come home at midnight.


On another note, my parents got a tuck shop somewhere in Toronto. (Details are a little sketchy) To celebrate after years and years of debating of owning some kind of business and then finally buying one, we all go out for dinner with some family friends to a place called Congee Queen, a washed out version that is trying to imitate Congee Wong. The food is greasy and has so much MSG that even I'm feeling sleepy. Then the parents start to talk about embrassing stories about everyone at the table who is 30 and under. I suspect that last night's ordeal was being discussed, along with my "booze hound" friends. So friends and I start to discuss our parents. I find out that my younger brother is called "F-ing Korean" and he has some online friend called Vanessa. Also find out that he has this stage way back in high school of his online girlfriends. Now that was funny.