Purple Screaming Monkey

Music in Background: None
Feeling: Sleepy

Everyone should wear sunblock when they go outside. I thought everyone should know this since I have tanlines on my face. And since I enjoy making fun of myself, why not tell all my friends what happned to me since they'll see me and laugh anyway? (My function is only to entertain everyone)
So, the picnic was lots of fun and Vanessa and I rolled down that huge hill at Bridlewood Park and got a lot of grass stains.(Which is not called Huntingwood Park, in case anyone was like me and thought, "Well it's on Huntingwood... so it must be called Huntingwood Park) We laughed, my potato salad was actually surprisingly okay (Do I dare say good?) We all didn't die of food posioning from our own cooking (Okay, basically mine.) We survied the allergies and the strange guy that was tape recording everything, including us, but he stopped when Elena waved at him. (That wave is now immoratlized on tape) The weather was beauiful and sunny.

Let me stress the word "sunny"
Let me also say the words "No sunblock or a hat"

We were outside for about three hours and we didn't move around much. I was burnt.

But noooo... the story doesn't end there.

Just let me say one last thing. "Sunglasses"

Not only do I have a sunglasses tanlines, but I have a hairline tanlines and one side of my face is burnt more then the other and my nose is bright red. On one side.

I am never stepping outside the house without sunblock. And make up isn't helping the right side of my red nose become anyless red. And I have work tomorrow.

It's a funny story though, when I think about it.
But I wonder if I'm going to sell any shoes with this face.